One time, in the Army, I ...
I made friends with the mess sergeant in basic training. So, on my birthday I finagled an entire sheet cake and snuck it into the barraks and shared it with my squad w/o getting caught. We ate cake for 3 days.
Posted: September 13, 2012 at 8:29 PM
I and a few other guys spent the morning teeing off on the roof of our temporary barracks. spent the next 2 weeks scrubbing floor boards. lol
Posted: September 26, 2012 at 3:16 PM
repelled from the side of our 3rd floor barracks to reach CQ at the 1st floor to Re-acquire my platoons' cell phones.
spent the next day doing the low crawl till hell froze over. (Leonard Wood)
Posted: September 26, 2012 at 3:39 PM
While at NTC my 1SG had us outside our COF buffing concrete because bush was coming on post
Posted: October 26, 2012 at 1:59 AM
learned that cartwheels are not an acceptable form of travel across the motor pool.
Posted: November 30, 2012 at 1:37 AM
was scolded for greeting new soldiers by singing and dancing "I'm a Little Teapot" before they met with the 1SG
Posted: November 30, 2012 at 1:39 AM
Caused the legendary Pizza guy incident at Fort Drum back in 07, if you were there I'm sure you got the safety brief...
Posted: December 02, 2012 at 12:56 PM